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Joke - All I Need To Know I Learned on the Cattle Range

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Joke Id: 8

Joke Title: All I Need To Know I Learned on the Cattle Range

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1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men: - The ones who learn by reading.
- The few who learn by observation.
- The rest of them have to touch the
electric fence to see if it's really on.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.




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