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Joke - Answering Machine Messages

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Joke Id: 52

Joke Title: Answering Machine Messages

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"This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message."

"Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back -- only that I won't."

"Hi, This is Dave. Please leave a message as soon as possible and I'll get back to you at the sound of the tone."

"Hello, this is Ron. I'm not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around.) OK, what would you like me to tell me?"

"Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, please leave your message BEFORE the tone."




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