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Joke Id: 205
Joke Title: Best Position to pray in.
Joke: Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer
while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
"Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one minister.
"No," another contended. "I get the best results standing
with my hands outstretched to Heaven."
"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective
prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor."
The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas,"
he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside
down from a telephone pole."
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