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Joke Id: 263

Joke Title: Engine Failure

Joke:
Two Hittites were traveling together on an unnamed airline. After a while, one of the engines failed. The captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, you may have noticed that we recently lost power on engine #3. There is no danger, and the plane will fly fine on the remaining 3 engines. However, you can expect that we wil be delayed about 10 minutes in arriving at our destination."

Half an hour later, another engine failed. Again, the captain told the passengers, "We have lost a second engine. No danger, but we will be about 30 minutes late arriving."

Shortly after that, a third engine failed. Flustered, the captain reassured his passengers, "This is not a major problem, the plane is designed to fy on a single engine. However, this will significantly impact our arrival time. We will be about an hour late arriving."

One Hittite turned to the other and commented, "We'd better not lose the last engine... we'd be up here forever!"




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