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Joke Id: 47
Joke Title: Funny Newspaper Ads
Joke: ~2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old,
perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
~ 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
~ And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size,
unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
~ Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
~ Christmas bazzar: Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
~ Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35;
Chicken or Beef $2.25;
Children $2.00.
~ Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
~ For Sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica
45 Volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
~ For sale: An antique desk suitable for lady
with thick legs and large drawers.
~ Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat.
Been out a while. Better be a reward!
~ German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered.
Speaks German. Free.
~ Have several very old dresses from
grandmother in beautiful condition.
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