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Joke - Funny Newspaper Ads

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Joke Id: 47

Joke Title: Funny Newspaper Ads

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~2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

~ 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

~ And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

~ Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

~ Christmas bazzar: Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

~ Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

~ Dog for sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.

~ For Sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

~ For sale: An antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

~ Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a reward!

~ German Shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

~ Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.




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