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Joke Id: 334
Joke Title: Funny Police Report
Joke: A traveling gypsy carnival had put down stakes for a couple
days outside a small town. One of the attractions was a dwarf
("little person") fortune-teller.
Several of the townspeople visited the sideshow and, along with
having their "futures revealed," found that their pockets had been
picked as well. Unfortunately, by the time the trail lead back to
the fortune-teller, he and the rest of the carnival had vanished.
A police report was quickly prepared, and the following APB went
out to all the patrol cars: "All cars, we've received calls
regarding robberies perpetrated by a dwarf gypsy fortune-teller.
Be on the lookout for a small medium at large!"
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