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Joke - Funny Warning Labels
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Joke Id: 342
Joke Title: Funny Warning Labels
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On an infant's bathtub: Do not throw baby out with bath water.
On a package of Fisherman's Friend(R) throat lozenges: Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
On a Magic 8 Ball: Not advised for *use as a home pregnancy test.
On a roll of Life Savers: Not for use as a flotation device.
On a Pentium chip: If this product exhibits errors, the manufacturer will replace it for a $2 shipping and a $3 handling charge, for a total of $4.97.
On a refrigerator: Refrigerate after opening.
On a piano: Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
On a palm sander: Not to be used to sand palms.
On a calendar: Use of term "Sunday" for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
On Odor Eaters: Do not eat.
On a blender: Not for use as an aquarium.
On syrup of ipecac: Caution: May cause vomiting.
On a revolving door: Passenger compartments for individual use only.
On a wet suit: Capacity, 1.
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