Joke - Gunpowder in your oatmeal?
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Joke Id: 278
Joke Title: Gunpowder in your oatmeal?
Joke: A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to
live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on
his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and lived
to the age of 110.
He left behind 4 children, 20 grandchildren, 30 great-grandchildren,
10 great-great grandchildren - and a fifty-foot hole where the
crematorium used to be.
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