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Joke - Hello my name is Hans Schmidt.
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Joke Id: 117
Joke Title: Hello my name is Hans Schmidt.
Joke:
A man was walking down the street and noticed a sign reading "Hans Schmidt's Chinese Laundry." Being of a curious nature, he entered and was greeted by an obviously Chinese man who introduced himself as Hans Schmidt.
"I don't want to be rude, but I have to ask. How come you have a name like that?" inquired the stranger.
The Chinese gentleman explained in very broken English that when he landed in America he was standing in the immigration line behind a German. When asked his name, the German replied, "Hans Schmidt."
When the immigration officer asked the Chinese man his name, he replied, "Sam Ting."
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