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Joke - Help my dog!
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Joke Id: 277
Joke Title: Help my dog!
Joke:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So, he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, checks his teeth, etc.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Just because he's cross-eyed???"
"No, because he's really, really heavy."
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