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Joke - How to keep a teenagers mouth open.

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Joke Id: 170

Joke Title: How to keep a teenagers mouth open.

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We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride we talked about how the procedure would be performed.

"Dad," our teenager asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the surgery?"

Without hesitation he quipped, "They're going to give you a phone."




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