Joke - I tell myself how beautiful I am.
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Joke Id: 74
Joke Title: I tell myself how beautiful I am.
Joke: The girl knelt in the confessional and said,
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze
at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."
The priest looked intently at the penitient girl, and said, "My
dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."
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