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Joke - Lobster tales $5

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Joke Id: 261

Joke Title: Lobster tales $5

Joke:
A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window which read, "Big Lobster Tales, $5 each. " Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress, "$5 each for lobster tails ... . . . is that correct?"

"Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today." "Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails." "No," she replied, "It's a really big one." "They must be old lobster tails!" "No, they're definitely today's." "Well, here's my five dollars," he said, "I'll take one."

She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to sit down. She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned over close to him and said, "Once upon a time there was a really big red lobster ..."




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