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Joke - New RoboBarber!

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Joke Id: 202

Joke Title: New RoboBarber!

Joke:
A popular [insert city here] barber shop had a new robo-barber installed. It was thge first such device in all of [insert state here] and he was very excited to see it in action.

A fellow came in for a haircut. As the robot began to cut his hair it asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, the stock market, and so on. The barber listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

Later, another gent came in for a haircut and the robot asked him as it began the haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The barber thought to himself, "Wow, this is wonderful."

Later on, a third guy came in to the barber shop. As with the others, the robot barber asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "75." The robot then said, "So, I hear that you [insert political party] are really excited about [insert presidential candidate] this year!"




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