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Joke - Police Blotter

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Joke Id: 268

Joke Title: Police Blotter

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"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket?"

"Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"Someone, somewhere is practicing. If you're not, and someday, if you should meet, you will lose."

"Warning.. You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."

"No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"I'm glad to hear the chief of police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."




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