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Joke - Prinderella and the Cince

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Joke Id: 315

Joke Title: Prinderella and the Cince

Joke:
"Twonce upon a wime, there was a gritty little pirl named Drindecella who lived with her two sisty uglers and her sticked weptmother who made her pine the shots and shans and do all the other wirty dirk around the house."

"Wasn't that a shirty dame?"

"One day the Ping issued a kroclamation saying that all gligible irls were invited to the palace for a dranccy fess ball. The two sugly isters and the sticked weptmother were going, but Drindecella couldn't go because all she had was a rirty dag which fidn't dit!" "Wasn't that a shirty dame?"

"But along came Drindecella's Gairie Fodmother and she changed a cumpkin into a poach, and hice into morses, and changed Drindecella's rirty dag into a drancy fess. She sent Prinderella off to the Palace, saying: 'Don't forget to come home at the moke of stridnight!"

"So, Drindecella went to the ball and pranced all night with the Cince. At the moke of stridnight, she ran down the stalace peps and on the bottom pep she slopped her dripper!"

"Wasn't that a shirty dame?"

"Well, the ext nay, the kping issued another kroclamation saying that all gligible irls were to sly on the tripper. The two sugly isters and the sticked weptmother slied on the tripper, but it fidn't dit."

"Then Drindecella slied on the tripper, and it fid it! So, Drindecella and the Cince mot garried, and hived lappily ever after!"




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