Joke - She hit you with a maple leaf?!
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Joke Id: 269
Joke Title: She hit you with a maple leaf?!
Joke: A little old man was escorted into the witness box.
After being sworn in the lawyer asked him to explain
what happened.
After a lengthy discussion of the events leading up to
the incident he finally got around to the meat of the case,
"...and then she hit me with a maple leaf."
"Surely that couldn't have caused you any serious injury?"
said the lawyer.
"Are you kidding?" exclaimed the old man. "It was the
leaf from the center of our dining room table."
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