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Joke - She was so BLONDE...

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Joke Id: 300

Joke Title: She was so BLONDE...

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...she thought a quarterback was a refund
...she thought General Motors was in the army
...she wrote Sagittarius at the bottom of an application, where it indicated "sign here"

...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
...she sent a fax with a stamp on it
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

...she tripped over a cordless phone
...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice container because it said concentrate

...she told me to meet her at the corner Walk & Don't Walk
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

...she studied for a blood test
...she sold her car for gas money
...when she arrived the airport and saw a sign that read "Airport Left" -- she turned around and went home

...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occured at or near home -- she moved
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
...it never occured to her that she could use AM radio in the evening





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