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Joke - Signs That Youre Too Old to Trick or Treat

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Joke Id: 523

Joke Title: Signs That Youre Too Old to Trick or Treat

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10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

Witch and Cat 8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!

Spooky Ghost 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

Pumpkin 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

Bright Pumpkin and last but not least...

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.




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