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Joke - Signs that your President is Under qualified

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Joke Id: 211

Joke Title: Signs that your President is Under qualified

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8. On the very first question of the debate, he attempts to use a Lifeline.

7. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.

6. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy."

5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?"

4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?!?"

3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the Pikachu refugees once and for all.

2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"

1. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character on "The West Wing."




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