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Joke Id: 506
Joke Title: Talking Dog For Sale
Joke: A guy is driving through the city and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him, "the dog is in the backyard."
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting
there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when
I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the
CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders,
because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess
of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back inside and asks the owner what he
wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This
dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
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