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Joke Id: 7
Joke Title: Top Ten reasons men should join the church choir
Joke: 10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night. Which means that for those
few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting
tendonitis from nonstop operation of a television remote control or
computer mouse.
9. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from
a task many men find quite challenging: finding clothes that match
properly.
8. From your special vantage point every Sunday, in which you look out
at
the entire congregation from the choir seats, you will develop
interesting
new hobbies. Among these is a little guessing game called "Who's
Praying,
Who's Sleeping?"
7. On the other hand, sitting in full view of 400-500 people on a
weekly
basis makes it much less likely that you yourself will give in to a
chronic
lack of sleep. Although it has been known to happen.
6. If you think your singing in the shower sounds good now, just wait
till
you've been singing with us for a few weeks.
5. Singing in a choir is one of the few activities for men that does
not
require electronic equipment or expensive power tools. This could be
good
for the family budget.
4. For the fitness buffs, singing in the Choir is not only heart
healthy,
it's soul healthy. But there are no monthly membership fees, and it's a
lot
easier on the knees than jogging.
3. If you think you've done everything there is to do, and there are no
great
challenges left in life, try singing with us and staying on pitch,
guys.
2. Choir rehearsal lasts half as long as a professional football game,
but
is at least twice as satisfying. (Don't worry, though, the rehearsals
are
on Wednesday, not Monday Nights.)
1. When people ask you whether you've been behaving yourself, you can
say
with the utmost sincerity, "Hey, I'm a Choir Boy."
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