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Joke Id: 48
Joke Title: Weapons of math Instruction
Joke: At New York's Kennedy airport today, a public school teacher
was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of
a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator. He is
being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of
the notorious al-gebra movement. Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult.
They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes
go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of
quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although
they are frequently referred to as "unknowns", we know they really
belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval
with coordinates in every country.
As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three
sides to every triangle, and if God had wanted us to have better
weapons
of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes.
Therefore, I'm extremely grateful that our government has given us a
sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are
so willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard.
These statistic individuals love to inflict plane on every sphere of
influence. Under the circumferences, it's time we differentiated their
root, made our point, and drew the line. These weapons of math instruc-
tion have the potential to decimal everything in their math on a
scalene
never before seen unless we become exponents of a Higher Power and
begin
to factor-in random facts of vertex.
As our Great Leader would say, Read my ellipse. Here is one principle
he is uncertainty of---though they continue to multiply, their days are
numbered and the hypotenuse will tighten around their necks.
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