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Joke - What does a turkey say?
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Joke Title: What does a turkey say?
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What does a turkey say? "Gobble, gobble, gobble"? .... Not always!
A jewelry-lovin' turkey? "Bauble bauble bauble"
A dyslexic turkey say? "Boggle boggle boggle"
A turkey in the shoe repair shop say? "Cobble cobble cobble"
A turkey with a sore leg say? "Hobble hobble hobble."
A football turkey say? "Huddle, huddle, huddle"
A dieting turkey: "Nibble, nibble nibble."
A one-legged Cockney turkey "'Obble 'obble 'obble"
A turkey who argues a lot: "Squabble squabble squabble."
What does Dr. Seuss' turkey say? "Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble."
Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went: "Wobble wobble wobble!"
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