Joke - Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
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Joke Id: 302
Joke Title: Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
Joke: A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him
who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For
almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still
he couldn't come up with the right answer.
Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father to her office.
"Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence,"
she complained.
"Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if
you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!"
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