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Joke - Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Joke Id: 73

Joke Title: Why did the chicken cross the road?

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FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road and that was good enough for us.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.




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