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Joke - You Know You Are Addicted To Coffee If ...

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Joke Id: 203

Joke Title: You Know You Are Addicted To Coffee If ...

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You grind Your coffee beans in Your mouth.

You sleep with Your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time You're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can type sixty words per minute with Your feet.

You can jump-start Your car without cables.

You don't sweat, You percolate.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

People get dizzy just watching You.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You channel surf faster without a remote.

You have a picture of Your coffee mug on Your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

You help Your dog chase its tail.

You soak Your dentures in coffee overnight.

You answer the door before people knock.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse




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