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Joke - You Know You Attend A Redneck Church When:

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Joke Id: 116

Joke Title: You Know You Attend A Redneck Church When:

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The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.

Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.

A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive Ford truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."

The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."

In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.

Baptism is referred to as "branding."

Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.

High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.

The baptismal font is a #2 galvanized washtub.

The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo) from Billy Bob's Barbecue.

The collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.




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