Joke - You Know You Attend A Redneck Church When:
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Joke Id: 116
Joke Title: You Know You Attend A Redneck Church When:
Joke: The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase
of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive Ford
truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."
In a congregation of 500 members, there are only
seven last names in the church directory.
Baptism is referred to as "branding."
Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.
High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.
People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too
heavy.
The baptismal font is a #2 galvanized washtub.
The choir robes were donated by (and embroidered with the logo)
from Billy Bob's Barbecue.
The collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.
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