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Joke - You are a bad cook if...

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Joke Id: 236

Joke Title: You are a bad cook if...

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The last time you tried to make toast the kitchen caught on fire

Your apple pie bubbled over and ate the enamel off the bottom of the oven.

You make tuna noodle broccoli surprise for your family and the surprise is that it glows in the dark!

Your homemade bread can be used as a door stop.

You forget and leave a gallon of your homemade ice cream on the porch overnight during a record busting heat- and the next afternoon, not only is it still solid, but it tastes better.

Your kids know what exactly peas porridge in a crockpot nine days old tastes like.

The EPA requires that all your garbage cans be marked with large bright red 'biohazard' symbols.

You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer.

You consider it a culinary success if the pop-tart stays in one piece.

Your dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.

You've used three boxes of scouring pads and a bottle of Drano and a crowbar, and that macaroni and cheese still won't let go of the pan.

Your family prays AFTER they eat!




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