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Joke Id: 174

Joke Title: You know your intense when...

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You can achieve a "runner's high" by sitting up.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.

The sun is too loud.

Trees begin chasing you.

You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

You can hear mimes when they perform.

You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.

You ask the drive-through attendant if you can get your order to go.

Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you, and suggest that you should get some rest.

You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

You can skip without a rope.

It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

You have great revelations concerning "Life, the Universe, and Everything Else" but can't quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

You can travel without moving.

Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.

Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head got quiet, it was like losing your best friends.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you've said it before.




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